Three cheers for...
- DAVE'S NEW JOKE REVUE -
woman is having a difficult time reaching orgasm, I recommend a cucumber or Daves
New Joke Revue."
- Dr. Ruth Westheimer
chemistry between Julia Roberts and Dave Spark is riveting. Someone call the Academy or
whatever awards program sanctions new joke revues. Ive got the winner for new joke
revue of the decade!"
- Michael Medved,
"If God brought funny to us in the form of a Jew, why didn't he
just call it Dave Spark?"
- Golda Maier
"When 'Funny' takes a holiday, it books all it's reservations
with Dave Spark."
- Travel agent, Club Med
"After seeing Dave's New Joke Revue I've got the
strength of 10 men. Problem is that they're all named, 'Herb.'"
- Charles Atlas
"I cant believe I wasted five bucks on Daves New
- An unsatisfied customer
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