"If the
woman is having a difficult time reaching orgasm, I recommend a cucumber or Dave’s
New Joke Revue."
- Dr. Ruth Westheimer
 "The
chemistry between Julia Roberts and Dave Spark is riveting. Someone call the Academy or
whatever awards program sanctions new joke revues. I’ve got the winner for new joke
revue of the decade!"
- Michael Medved,
Sneak Previews
"If God brought funny to us in the form of a Jew, why didn't he
just call it Dave Spark?"
- Golda Maier
"When 'Funny' takes a holiday, it books all it's reservations
with Dave Spark."
- Travel agent, Club Med
"After seeing Dave's New Joke Revue I've got the
strength of 10 men. Problem is that they're all named, 'Herb.'"
- Charles Atlas
"I can’t believe I wasted five bucks on Dave’s New
Joke Revue."
- An unsatisfied customer
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