"Two thumbs up. I laughed.
I cried. I laughed and cried. I ate all my popcorn. I ate all my Milk Duds. I ate all my
Jujubees. I ate all my M&Ms. I ate all my peanut M&Ms. I ate all my Junior Mints.
I ate all my Reese's Cups. I drank all my soda. I ate the paper cup. I went back to the
concession stand and ate one of the employees."
- The Fat Guy,
Siskel & Ebert
"I've got three words for Dave Spark - Funny, Funny, Jew."
- Joel Siegel,
Good Morning America
"Move over Rip Taylor....here comes Dave Spark."
- Willie Tyler and Lester
"I loved it!"
- Gene Shallit,
The Today Show
"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving
door?...I don't know, but isn't Dave Spark really funny?"
- From "Truly Tasteless Jokes"
"Dave Spark - the master of laughing for no apparent
reason."
- Harvey Korman and Tim Conway
"Dave's New Joke Revue cranks funny to 11!"
- Nigel, Spinal Tap
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