Name: David Spark
Alias: Dave Spark
American Gladiator Name: Squeemish

Objective: To boldly go where no man named Dave Spark has gone before.

Turn Ons: People who laugh at my jokes, women who let me win at arm wrestling.

Turn Offs: People who don't laugh at my jokes, women who are afraid to touch me.

Man, am I good looking! Where Have I Seen Dave Spark?
Frightening People
Annoying People on Television
TV & Radio
OH NO!...Improv!
Writing Sketch
Wandering Around Aimlessly
Wandering Aimlessly

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Road Movie

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