Man:

Sex is getting so boring. It's the same thing every night. In, out, in, out. I need something new, something different.

Announcer:

(Wacky 60's music)

Fret no more! Now, there's Silly Condom, the condom that comes in an egg.

Take Silly Condom out and press it against a cartoon of Dick Tracy. Now, stretch Dick wide, stretch Dick high and watch Dick get big and long. (laughter)

Man:

Oh honey!

Woman:

Not tonight dear, I've got a headache.

Man:

But look what I brought home, Silly Condom.

Woman:

Silly Condom! Lets -BLEEP!-

Announcer: