Announcer:
And now, Cat Stevens for Paranoia Pastries...
Singer:
(Tune: "Moon Shadow" by Cat Stevens)
I'm being followed by a prune danish
Prune danish, prune danish
Hippin' an' a hoppin' fron a prune danish
Prune danish, prune danish
Announcer:
Yes, you know it's time.
You've become a Muslim.
You agree with the Ayatollah.
You want to kill a man for writing a book.
You deserve a Paranoia Pastry.
© 1989, David Spark |
