Sex is getting so boring. It's the same thing every night. In, out, in, out. I need
something new, something different.
(Wacky 60's music)
Fret no more! Now, there's Silly Condom, the condom that comes in an egg.
Take Silly Condom out and press it against a cartoon of Dick Tracy. Now, stretch Dick
wide, stretch Dick high and watch Dick get big and long. (laughter)
Not tonight dear, I've got a headache.
But look what I brought home, Silly Condom.
Silly Condom! Lets -BLEEP!-
Silly Condom is so much fun you'll want to have sex every night.