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Silly Condom

Man:

Sex is getting so boring. It's the same thing every night. In, out, in, out. I need something new, something different.

Announcer:

(Wacky 60's music)

Fret no more! Now, there's Silly Condom, the condom that comes in an egg.

Take Silly Condom out and press it against a cartoon of Dick Tracy. Now, stretch Dick wide, stretch Dick high and watch Dick get big and long. (laughter)

Man:

Oh honey!

Woman:

Not tonight dear, I've got a headache.

Man:

But look what I brought home, Silly Condom.

Woman:

Silly Condom! Lets -BLEEP!-

Announcer:

Silly Condom is so much fun you'll want to have sex every night.

Silly Condom, new, from WhamBamo.

1989, David Spark

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