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Paranoia Pastries

Announcer:

And now, Cat Stevens for Paranoia Pastries...

Singer:

(Tune:  "Moon Shadow" by Cat Stevens)

I'm being followed by a prune danish
Prune danish, prune danish
Hippin' an' a hoppin' fron a prune danish
Prune danish, prune danish

Announcer:

Yes, you know it's time.
You've become a Muslim.
You agree with the Ayatollah.
You want to kill a man for writing a book.
You deserve a Paranoia Pastry.

1989, David Spark

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